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5081
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To hell with them. Nothing hurts if you don’t let it.
Ernest Hemingway (via evolutionarysuccess)
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It looks like he’s talking and filming himself.
Vlogging turtle.
Hey, I’m turtle, let me show you around my crib.
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| You: | Your ex is attractive. |
|---|---|
| Partner: | Which one? |
| You: | ME. |
| You: | BYEEEE |
“Tell us what it’s been like breaking America.” +
You adorable Mumfords.
(Source: wafflflower, via sunshine-cows)
you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs
i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time
so, for relativistic boobtime, where t is the observer, and t’ is the time measured at the boob.
t=t’/sqrt(1-(v/c)^2)
solving for t=1, and t’=5, we get that the boobspeed, v, is represented by
v=+/- (6*10^8)sqrt(6)i m/sboobs travel at 1.5 gigametres per second in the complex direction.
what the fuck did you just do to my simple post
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“we accept the infinite we think we swear in this moment”
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